Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
11.06.2025 17:14

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I have complete contempt for fakery
I see through liars
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
I can read
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
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I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
I don’t cotton to rapists
I have a reading level above third grade
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
ChatGPT Is Making Us Weird - Business Insider
I don’t buy bullshit
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I can count
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I know who the president of Turkey really is
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I actually pay taxes
Milky Way has 50-50 chance of colliding with neighbor galaxy - NewsNation
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity